All Jacked Up

Hey yeah!
 Well five thirty P.M. rolls around
 There's a little old joint outside of town
 I only got time for a couple of beers
 And a jukebox song ringing in my ear
 The next thing you know the bar tender's pouring
 Shots are flowing, got me stoned man
 All I really know is that I should be going
 But I'm soaking up the moment
 I'm all jacked up, all jacked up
 Don't believe I've ever had this much
 One thing I've learned when you get tore up
 Time sure flies when you're all jacked up
 
 It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock
 ? What the hell, I'll have one more shot?
 Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
 Guess I mighta musta gone a little too far
 'Cause a big old girl walked outta the blue
 10 foot 2 with a bad attitude
 Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
 I guess I had it coming, I deserved the due
 'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up
 Don't believe I've ever had this much
 One thing I've learned when you get tore up
 Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
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 ? Don't have to go home, but you can't stay here?
 That's what they said when I got my last beer
 Oh my God, it's 2 o'clock
 I can't find my keys and my truck's locked
 So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
 Hurt my elbow, got me in though
 Two foot later backed into the light pole
 All the town folk got a good show
 All jacked up
 (All jacked up)
 All jacked up
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 (All jacked up)
 Don't believe I've ever had this much
 One thing I've learned when you get tore up
 Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up
 Jacked up
 (All jacked up)
 (All jacked up)
 Woo
 One thing I've learned when you get tore up
 Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
 One thing I've learned when you get tore up
 Don't drive your car
 Don't start no stuff in no bar
 Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are
 When you're all
 Jacked up
 (All jacked up)
 All jacked up
 (All jacked up)
 All jacked up
 (All jacked up)
 All jacked up
 (All jacked up)
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah, yeah, yeah
 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah