Pump Me Up

Come on, I said come on, I said come on
 Rappers might be willin but they ain't able
 Cause I was their king straight from my cradle
 I screamed and hollered and shook my rattle
 And dreamt of defeating them all in battle
 There was no food in my silver spoon
 So I grew up hard and I grew up soon
 I'm a righteous king but I'm hungry too
 And I eat up chumps that rap like you
 Then I met this shark and his name was Jaws
 He was biting my rhymes like y'all bite yours
 I starting writing my rhymes the shark grew and grew
 But I was writing more rhymes than the shark could chew
 The shark got sick and then he exploded
 Cause he didn't realize that my rhymes was loaded
 They flew in the air and into the sea
 And the whole universe knew that the king was me
 Come on, I said come on, I said come on
 I'm not a laser beam or a diamond mine
 Or a platinum watch or some vintage wine
 Not a pocket full of pearls I'm a oil well
 Like black gold baby I'm Melle Mel
 And to all the fly girls I come off hard
 The slightest wink or nod makes me your god
 All my problems are small so my pockets are large
 When I walk in the door Oh baby I'm in charge
 Treat ladies like jewels and diamond rings
 On my fingers on my arms on everything
 On the streets oh my Jesus! I can't be beat
 So don't ask where's the beef baby here is the meat
 I'm gonna give you some soap a towel and a cup
 Cause the bum emcees are all washed up
 Put your women on the line with the rest of my crew
 So I can make love to her and annihilate you
 Pump, pump (me up!) me what? (me up!)
 Pump, pump, pump, pump me up!
 I'm like the genie in your lamp
 A face on your stamp
 The hip hop rocker
 The microphone champ
 Got a knock out voice
 Like a rolls royce
 Gotta rank as number one
 To be the people's choice