Same Price

Billy dresses like Billie with an"ie"
 Sometimes in the evening
 But nobody seems to care
 Nobody thought he was sane anyway
 He stands by the door on Second Ave.
 Watching people as they pass by
 But have you ever seen the gleam-It's a gleam
 There's a gleam in Billy's eye
 But nobody knows if he'll try to save the world
 Or if he'll try to shoot the President
 And nobody knows if he just needs a girl,
 Or if he wants to be a girl,
 Or if he just needs to feel like a man
 It's the same price - anyway
 Same price - you have to pay
 People put you down
 That's where you're gonna' stay
 It's the same price
 Rudy Tootie got caught up in a scheme
 Just before it backfired
 Three years later, now he's back on the street
 Word's out - he's up for hire
 Rudy always liked the smell of a dollar bill
 Especially if it's burning
 Always had a thing for low I.Q.'s in high heels
 Can't you feel the tables turning
 In walks Billie - she's maintenance free
 She'll be whatever he wants her to be
 It's the same price - anyway
 Same price - you have to pay
 People put you down
 That's where you're gonna' stay
 It's the same price
 Now Rudy's 0 for 2 - just another I.O.U.
 She's watching as they take him away
 He'll be better off behind those walls anyway
 It's the same price - anyway
 Same price - you have to pay
 People put you down
 That's where you're gonna' stay
 It's the same price - Same price
 People put you down that's where you're gonna' stay
 It's the same price
 Billy dresses like Billie with an"ie"
 Sometimes in the evening
 But nobody seems to care
 Nobody thought he was sane anyway