Don't Step on the Grass, Sam

Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob
 Tryin' to find some life in the waste land
 Fin'ly found a program, gonna deal with Mary Jane
 Ready for a trip into hate land
 Obnoxious Joe comes on the screen
 Along with his guest self-righteous Sam
 And one more guy who doesn't count
 His hair and clothes are much too out
 While pushin' back his glasses Sam is sayin' casually
 "I was elected by the masses"
 And with that in mind he starts to unwind
 A vicious attack upon the grasses
 Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
 (Don't step on the grass, Sam)
 And it will ruin our fair country
 (Don't be such an ass, Sam)
 Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny
 (You're so full of bull, Sam)
 All will pay that disagree with me
 (Please give up you already lost the fight, alright)
 Misinformation Sam and Joe
 Are feeding to the nation
 But the one who didn't count counted them out
 By exposing all their false quotations
 Faced by a very awkward situation
 This is all he'd say to save the day
 Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
 (Don't step on the grass, Sam)
 And it will ruin our fair country
 (Don't be such an ass, Sam)
 Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny
 (You're so full of bull, Sam)
 All will pay that disagree with me
 (Please give up you already lost the fight alright)
 You waste my coin Sam, all you can
 To jail my fellow man
 For smoking all the noble weed
 You need much more than him
 You've been telling lies so long
 Some believe they're true
 So they close their eyes to things
 You have no right to do
 Just as soon as you are gone
 Hope will start to climb
 Please don't stay around too long
 You're wasting precious time
 Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
 (Don't step on the grass, Sam)
 And it will ruin our fair country
 (Don't be such an ass, Sam)
 Well, it will hook your Sue and Johnny
 (You're so full of bull, Sam)
 All will pay that disagree with me
 (Please give up you already lost the fight, alright)