Mr. Mechanic

Mr. Mechanic what is happening here
 My body's losing water like a hydrant
 Sparky once told me I'd be getting this way
 Play it cool keep my hands off the siren
 Well look out man if this is what I've been
 missing, gonna practice it everyday
 And take my chances with exotic dancers
 'til the gift has petered away
 There were bad times when my tank was
 running dry, and my machine couldn't shift
 into its gears
 And on cold days it would stall - so I almost
 junked it all
 Oh no no I never felt like this before
 Got the taste I'll be coming back for more
 Oh no no I never thought I'd get this far
 Ring a bell and give the man a big cigar
 Ooh la la
 Driving myself 'til I'm sick and crazy
 my wipers aren't clearing my view
 Freezing my ass 'cause my heater's busted
 Skin turning bluer than blue
 and my tires are bald but loving it all
 Hornicating on the wet road
 Mr. Mechanic I started to panic, hit the
 brake, my fluid was low
 Oh no no I never felt like this before
 Got the taste I'll be coming back for more
 Oh no no I never thought I'd get this far
 Now I'm over-running, my radiator over-heating
 But I can't keep my foot off the gas
 speeding like a demon and my passenger
 is screaming hope this feeling will last
 I take her to the floor hoping there'll be more
 working off my simonize
 Happy to discover what it is to be a lover
 Ooh I'm glad I'm well and alive
 Oh no no I never felt like this before
 Got the taste I'll be coming back for more
 Oh no no I never thought I'd get this far
 Ring a bell and give the man a big cigar
 Ooh la la