Coo Coo Coo Blues

I walked into a bar on a Friday night
 I was there to have me a good time
 I bought a drink for my lady at the pinball game
 She said, "My name is Deon and before we go on
 let me guess your name."
 Bill means tall, and Joe means cute
 Fred means cool, and Tom is smart, who are you?
 Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo
 Since your face could stop a clock
 I'll call you Coo Coo Coo
 "Very funny",
 I just laughed to show her I was sharp as a tack
 She said, "Better beat it turkey, before my boyfriend gets back."
 Too late too late too late now you're in a mess
 He said, "I'm her man, do you know who I am?"
 I sez now "let me guess"
 Bill means tall, and Joe means cute
 Fred means cool, and Tom is smart, who are you?
 Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo
 Since your face could stop a clock
 I'll call you Coo Coo Coo
 Next thing I know I was flying right across the room
 He threw a wild right that missed but I tripped on a stool
 Let me let me help you came a friendly voice
 He sez "I'd like to introduce you to the boys"
 This is Bill and this is Joe
 ("How ya doin', Handsome?"),
 this is Fred and I am Tom, who are you?
 Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo
 Coo Coo Coo, Coo Coo Coo
 Since my face could stop a clock,
 Call me Coo Coo Coo