The Boogie Monster

(Ooh ah ah ah)
 Dracula was the name
 And The Boogie Man is my fame
 I've got a monster in my closet
 Someone's underneath my bed
 The wind's knocking at my window
 I'd kill it but it's already dead
 It waits 'til the midnight hour to come
 To torture me for the wrong I've done
 It just sits there and stares at me
 And it won't let me get any sleep
 I've got a monster in my closet
 Someone's underneath my bed
 The wind's knocking at my window
 I'd kill it but it's already dead
 At first I was scared when I looked at his eyes
 But now that I know him I'm not that surprised
 I'm just waiting on the sun to rise
 Oh how I wish that old sun would rise
 I've got a monster in my closet
 Someone's underneath my bed
 The wind's knocking at my window
 I'd kill it but it's already dead
 I used to wonder why he looked familiar
 Then I realized it was a mirror
 Oh and now it is plain to see
 The whole time the monster was me
 Oh there's a monster in my closet
 Someone's underneath my bed
 The wind's knocking at my window
 I'd kill it but it's already dead
 Yeah, the living dead
 Only thing that could bring it back alive, woman
 Is some good good head
 (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)