Sweet Transvestite

How d'you do? I...
 See you've met my
 Faithful handyman
 He's just a little brought down
 'Cause when you knocked
 He thought you were the candyman
 Don't get strung out by the way that I look
 Don't judge a book by its cover
 I'm not much of a girl by the light of day
 But by night I'm one hell of a lover
 I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania
 Let me show you around
 Maybe play you a sound
 You look like you're both pretty groovy
 Or if you want something visual
 That's not too abysmal
 We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
 Well you got caught with a flat
 Well, how about that?
 Well babies, don't you panic
 By the light of the night
 When it all seems alright
 I'll get you a satanic mechanic
 I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania
 Why don't you stay for the night? (Night!)
 Or maybe a bite? (Bite!)
 I could show you my favorite obsession
 I've been makin' a man
 With blond hair and a tan
 And he's good for relievin' my tension
 I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania
 Hey, I'm just a sweet transvestite from sensational Transylvania
 So, come up to the lab
 And see what's on the slab
 I see you shiver with antici... pation
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 But maybe the rain
 Isn't really to blame
 So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom!