Let's Have A Kiki / Turkey Lurkey Time (Glee Cast Version) (feat. Sarah Jessica Parker)

Hey, I'm calling you back
 Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight!
 And by bitch I mean this rain
 No cabs, nowhere
 So I had to put on the wig, and the heels
 And the lashes and the eairh
 And take the train to the club
 And you know the MTA should stand for Mutha touchin' my ass
 So then I get to the club lookin' like a drowned harassed rat
 And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door
 But our friend, Johnny five-o
 Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!
 So no fee for me!
 I don't even know what's the Tea!
 So I hope you're up, girl
 'Cause we are all coming over
 Lock the doors, lower the blinds
 Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
 'Cause I know exactly what we need!
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have a kiki!
 Lock the doors, (tight!)
 Let's have a kiki, (mother)
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have kiki, (dive) (turn) (work)
 Let's have a kiki
 We're gonna serve, and work and turn and hon-hon-honey
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 A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
 We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts one may deserve
 And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
 So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have a kiki!
 Lock the doors, (tight!)
 Let's have a kiki, (mother)
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have kiki, (dive) (turn) (work)
 Let's have a kiki
 We're gonna serve, and work and turn and hon-hon-honey
 It's turkey lurkey time
 Tom turkey ran away but he just came home
 It's turkey lurkey time
 He's really home to stay, never one to roam
 Let us make a wish
 And may all our wishes come true
 Turkey lurkey, loosey goosey
 Some for uncle Joe, some for cousin Lucy
 Everybody gather 'round the table
 Dig in, dinner's being served
 Eat all the turkey you are able
 Can't you see a partridge in a pear tree?
 Climb up and bring it down for me
 That's something I would like to see
 This kiki is marvelous!
 Kiki, soso
 Oui, oui, non non!
 Kiki, soso
 Oui, oui, non non!
 Kiki, soso
 Oui, oui, non non!
 Kiki, soso
 Oui, oui, non non!
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have a kiki!
 Lock the doors, (tight!)
 Let's have a kiki, (mother)
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have kiki, (dive) (turn) (work)
 Let's have a kiki
 We're gonna serve, and work and turn and hon-hon-honey
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have a kiki!
 Lock the doors, (tight!)
 Let's have a kiki, (hunty) (dropper)
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have a kiki, boots, ten, queen
 Let's have a kiki
 We're gonna serve, and work and turn and hon-hon-honey
 Let's have a kiki!