Popular (Glee Cast Version)

Whenever I see someone
 Less fortunate than I
 (And let's face it - who isn't
 Less fortunate than I?)
 My tender heart
 Tends to start to bleed
 And when someone needs a makeover
 I simply have to take over
 I know, I know exactly what they need
 And even in your case
 Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
 Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
 Follow my lead
 And yes, indeed
 You will BE
 Popular
 You're gonna be popular!
 I'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys
 Little ways to flirt and flounce ooh
 I'll show you what shoes to wear
 How to fix your hair
 Everything that really counts
 To be popular
 I'll help you be popular!
 You'll hang with the right cohorts
 You'll be good at sports
 Know the slang you've got to know
 So let's start
 'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
 Don't be offended by my frank analysis
 Think of it as personality dialysis
 Now that I've chosen to become a pal, a
 Sister and adviser
 There's nobody wiser
 Not when it comes to popular -
 I know about popular
 And with an assist from me
 To be who you'll be
 Instead of dreary who-you-wereâ€"well are!
 There's nothing that can stop you
 From becoming popular - lar
 La la, la la
 We're gonna make
 You popular
 When I see depressing creatures
 With unprepossessing features
 I remind them on their own behalf
 To think of
 Celebrated heads of state or
 Specially great communicators
 Did they have brains or knowledge?
 Don't make me laugh! Ha, ha!
 They were popular! Please -
 It's all about popular!
 It's not about aptitude
 It's the way you're viewed
 So it's very shrewd to be
 Very very popular
 Like me! (Ahh!)
 Spoken: Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. You're beautiful.
 ELPHABA spoken: i... i have to go:
 GALINDA
 Spoken: You're welcome
 Sung: And though you protest
 Your disinterest
 I know clandestinely
 You're gonna grin and bear it
 Your new found popularity - hah!
 La la la la
 You'll be popular -
 Just not quite as popular
 As me!