Ohio (Glee Cast Version) (feat. Carol Burnett)

Why, oh why, oh why, oh
 Why did I ever leave Ohio?
 Why did I wander to find what lies yonder
 When life was so cozy at home?
 Wondering while I wander
 Why did I fly?
 Why did I roam?
 Oh why, oh why, oh
 Did I leave Ohio?
 Maybe I'd better go
 O-h-i-o
 Maybe I'd better go home
 Mother, this song still doesn't explain
 Why you abandoned your children
 Ohio was stifling
 And we couldn't wait to get out of the place
 And I told you, Sue
 "We're going to be hunting Nazis"
 And Pop said, "Sue, this might take a little while"
 Well those Nazis are slippery
 And me hunting them down in Lima, Peru
 And we'd get postcards from Niagara Falls
 While I'm stalking Mangala in Boluvene Malls
 Three times a year we'd get crackling phone calls
 Happy Birthday
 Hunting Nazis
 Merry Christmas
 Hunting Nazis
 Homesick
 Abandoned
 Heartsick
 Neglected
 Thank heavens, we're free!
 Why, oh why, oh why, oh
 Why did I ever leave Ohio?
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 Oh, why oh, why oh
 Did I leave Ohio?
 Maybe I'd better stay
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