Let's Have A Kiki (Glee Cast Version) (feat. Sarah Jessica Parker)

Hey, I'm calling you back
 Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight!
 And by bitch I mean this rain
 No cabs, nowhere
 So I had to put on the wig, and the heels
 And the lashes and the eairh
 And take the train to the club
 And you know the MTA should stand for Mutha* Touchin' my Ass
 So then I get to the club lookin' like a drowned harassed rat
 And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door
 But our friend, Johnny 5-0
 Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!
 So no fee for me!
 And I don't even know what's the Tea!
 So I hope you're up, girl
 'Cause we are all coming over
 Lock the doors, lower the blinds
 Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
 'Cause I know exactly what we need!
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have a kiki!
 Lock the doors, (Tight!)
 Let's have a kiki (Mother)
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have kiki
 (Dive, turn, work)
 Let's have a kiki
 We're gonna serve
 And work
 And turn
 And hon-hon-honey
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 A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
 We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts when they deserve
 And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
 So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui.
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have a kiki!
 Lock the doors (Tight!)
 Let's have a kiki (Mother)
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have kiki
 (Dive, turn, work)
 Let's have a kiki
 We're gonna serve
 And work
 And turn
 And hon-hon-honey
 Kiki, soso
 Oui, oui, non non!
 Kiki, soso
 Oui, oui, non non!
 Kiki, soso
 Oui, oui, non non!
 Kiki, soso
 Oui, oui, non non!
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have a kiki!
 Lock the doors (Tight!)
 Let's have a kiki (Mother)
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have kiki
 (Dive, turn, work)
 Let's have a kiki
 We're gonna serve
 And work
 And turn
 And hon-hon-honey
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have a kiki!
 Lock the doors (tight!)
 Let's have a kiki (Hunty, dropper)
 I'm gonna let you have it
 Let's have a kiki
 I wanna have a kiki, boots, ten, queen
 Let's have a kiki
 We're gonna serve
 And work
 And turn
 Let's have a kiki!