I'm the Greatest Star (Glee Cast Version)

I've got 36 expressions
 Sweet as pie to tough as leather
 And that's six expressions more than all them Barrymores put together
 Instead of just kicking me why don't they give me a lift?
 Well, it must be a plot
 'Cause their scared that I got, such a gift?
 Well, I'm miffed
 'Cause I'm
 The greatest star
 I am by far
 But no one knows it, wait
 They're gonna hear a voice
 A silver flute (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
 They'll cheer each toot (Hey, that kid is terrific, hmm)
 When I expose it
 (Now can't ya see to look at me that)
 I'm a natural Camille
 
 As Camille I just feel
 I've so much to offer
 (Hey, listen kid I know I'd be divine because)
 I'm a natural cougher
 (Ahoo, aheh, ahay)
 Some ain't got it, not a lump
 I'm a great big clump of talent
 Laugh (Hahahaha)
 They'll bend in half
 (Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?)
 A thousand jokes (Stick around for the jokes)
 A thousand faces
 I reiterate
 When you're gifted, then you're gifted
 These are facts
 I've got no axe to grind
 Hey, whaddaya blind?
 In all of the world so far
 I'm the greatest star
 No autographs, please
 Do you think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever?
 I should say not
 Any minute now they're gonna be out
 Finished
 And then it'll be my turn
 Who is the pip with pizzazz?
 Who is all ginger and jazz?
 Who is as glamourous as?
 Who's an american beauty rose?
 With an american beauty nose
 And ten american beauty toes?
 Eye on the target and wham
 One shot, one gun shot and bam
 Hey Mister Keeney
 Here I am
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 I'm the greatest star
 I am by far
 But no one knows it
 That's why I was born
 I'll blow my horn
 'Til someone blows in
 I'll light up like a light
 Right up like a light
 I'll flicker then flare up
 All the world's gonna stare up
 Looking down you'll never see me
 Try the sky 'cause that'll be me
 I can make 'em cry
 I can make 'em sigh
 Someday they'll clamor for my drama
 Have you guessed yet
 Who's the best yet?
 If you ain't, I'll tell ya one more time
 You'll bet your last dime
 In all of the world so far
 I am the greatest, greatest
 Star