Dirty Sanchez

Better hide your women cuz he's ridin into town
 His hair is dark and his skin is saddle brown
 He takes to a lady like a tiger by the tail
 He commands the badlands and he kicks the dusty trail
 He packs a 45 it's long and lean and mean
 He's got the spit of snuff streamin from his teeth
 You bet your bottom dollar he's your backdoor man
 They call him dirty sanchez if he knocks
 Don't let him in
 Dirty sanchez
 One day in monterrey he met a butcher's wife
 She loved chorizo all loaded with spice
 Sanchez nodded once and he slipped into the back
 Like good ol' lizzy borden gave her 40 fkin whacks
 Baby baby it's your lucky day
 He'll work you over like an artist works with clay
 His father was a painter his mother was a whore
 He had an eye for art but he's rotten to the core
 Some say a twisted picasso, a don juan he ain't
 But he always leaves his mark on his lover's face
 Zorro used his sword for doing better deeds
 He freed the poor people by carving out his z's
 Not dirty sanchez