What Do I Need with Love

Oh, the places I would like to show you
 Although I hardly know you
 I've a funny feeling we make a perfect pair
 Famous sites I want to see you seeing
 Then nights of you and me-ing
 Me. You. We -
 Wait a minute! Just a minute! No, no, no, no!
 I'm a Joe with just one aim
 Ev'ry night to date a diff'rent dame
 Call each one of 'em the same pet name
 "Hey, baby!"
 In a row, I have my ducks
 Loads of gals to give me loads of yucks
 Leave the cooing to the other clucks
 I don't mean maybe
 Got it good. What do I need with love?
 Always practice what I preach
 Keep temptation out of easy reach
 Stick to dolls who wash their hair in bleach
 I'm happy
 Come and go the way I choose
 Never gonna sing the tied-down blues
 Other guys would kill to fill my shoes
 No wing-clipped sappy
 Got it good. What do I need with love?
 That was a near miss, talk about a close shave
 Flirted with disaster
 There must be someone up there watching over me
 Talk about a four-leaf-clover-me
 Peter Rabbit's missing footsie
 Means I roll without a tootsie
 Got it good. What do I need with love?
 I got it good. What do I need with love?
 Skip the vows and all that rot
 Tell the minister that "I do" not
 Bright and breezy is the -
 Birds and bees-y is the -
 Free and easy is the life I got
 Without her.
 Although I hardly know you
 What do I need with love?
 I got it good
 Got it good
 But now I got it bad!