Jesus Ain't Dead

Jesus ain't dead
 he's asleep home in bed
 and Elvis is cookin' him eggs
 Hendrix and Joplin
 went out to go shoppin'
 they'll be home before noon with the digs
 And all of God's children
 are out busy building
 an ark for to sail on the flood
 But them wafers ain't meat
 no they're just made of wheat
 and no one ever got drunk off of blood
 So, pass that wine around, my friends
 redemption will just have to wait
 We'll be drunk by the time
 this world comes to an end
 and I'll see you at the old pearly gates
 Kurt Cobain, he's snorting cocaine
 with Jim Morrison at the bar
 Their supper's getting cold
 and Elvis said, "I done told them."
 Jesus said, "This time they've gone too far."
 And all of God's legends
 are out busy pledging
 their souls to the path of the past
 But Jimi & Jim
 Kurt & Janis Joplin
 all laugh loud, but the kings both laugh last
 And they sing, "Pass that wine
 around, my friends
 redemption will just have to wait
 We'll be drunk by the time
 this world comes to an end
 and I'll see you at the old pearly gates
 Jesus ain't dead
 he's asleep home in bed
 and Elvis is cookin' him eggs