Alright Guy - Album Version (Remix)

You know just the other morning
 I was hanging around in my house
 I had that old book with pictures of Madonna naked
 And I was checkin' it out
 Just then a friend of mine came to the door
 She said she never pegged me for a scumbag before
 Said she didn't ever want to see me no more
 And I still don't why
 I think I'm an alright guy
 I think I'm an alright guy
 Well I just want to live until I gotta die
 I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try
 I think I'm an alright guy
 I think I'm alright
 This one time for medicinal purposes they forced me to smoke some dope
 I'm pretty sure I can still be the President
 But I don't think I'll ever get to be the Pope
 Well I get wild and I know I get drunk
 It's not like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk
 My old man used to call me a no-good punk
 And I still don't know why
 I think I'm an alright guy
 I think I'm an alright guy
 Well I just want to live until I gotta die
 I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try
 I think I'm an alright guy
 I think I'm alright
 You know just the other night
 The cops pulled me over outside the bar
 When they turned on their lights
 And they ordered me out my car
 Man I was only kiddin' when I called 'em a couple of dicks
 But still they made me do the stupid human tricks
 Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks
 And I still don't know why
 I think I'm an alright guy
 I think I'm an alright guy
 Well I just want to live until I gotta die
 I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try
 I think I'm an alright guy
 I think I'm alright