The Ballad Of Beulah Baptist

How's your love life?"
 "I'll tell you man, I've been trying to get this woman and that woman, you know? I'll tell you who I really love"
 I'm in love
 With Beulah Baptist
 Although I've only seen her on the pages of a magazine
 I'm in love
 With Beulah Baptist
 'Cause she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
 Long pretty legs mmm"
 I don't know if she's married
 She might have a bunch of kids
 She might be mean and evil
 And have a real bad attitude
 But I don't care, it don't matter
 'Cause all I know is what I see
 And what I see is a beautiful woman
 Just as sweet as she can be
 I'm in love
 With Miss Beulah Baptist
 Although I've only seen her on the pages of Jet magazine
 I'm in love
 With Beulah Baptist
 'Cause she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
 "Oh silky soft skin"
 I love her disposition
 She always wears a smile
 And she listens to my problems
 She's forever on my side
 I know my imagination
 May be far from reality
 I can make a good case for reality
 But you don't pay support to a fantasy
 I'm in love
 With Beulah Baptist
 Although I've only seen her in the pages of this magazine
 I am in love
 With Beulah Baptist
 'Cause she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
 "(mumbling, I can't understand what he's saying) I mean I've been dreaming"
 (This part is sung in scat, which means that there are no actual words)
 I don't know if I ever want to meet her
 Our relationship is perfect like it is
 And no one can ever come between us
 She's my picture perfect paper princess living in a magazine
 I am in love
 With Beualah Baptist
 Although I've only seen her on the pages of Ebony magazine
 I'm in love
 With Beulah Baptist
 'Cause she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
 She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen
 She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen