Too Fat Polka

Fat and weak, what a disgrace
 Guess the champ got too lazy
 Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space
 Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain
 But he's no bum, he works down the street
 He bought the neighborhood deli
 Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat
 Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say
 Try the rye or the kaiser
 They're on special tonight
 If you want, you can have an appetizer
 You might like our silami and the liver's alright
 And they really go well with the rye or the kaiser
 Never eats while on the job
 He heard it's good to stay hungry
 But he makes a pretty mean shishkabob
 Have a taste, they were made fresh today
 Try the rye or the kaiser
 Or the wheat or the white
 Maybe I can suggest an appetizer
 Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight
 But you just can't go wrong with the rye or the kaiser
 So today, his deli comes first
 Steady dreams of his past days of glory
 Goes to the back and beats on the liverwurst
 All the while you can still hear him say
 It's the rye or the kaiser
 It's the thrill of one bite
 Let me please be your catering advisor
 If you want substitutions
 I won't put up a fight
 You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser
 The rye or the kaiser
 The rye or the kaiser