I've Got A Wife

Hey, I got a wife at home
 I got a wife at home
 I got a wife she's the apple of my life
 But I wish she would leave me alone
 When I hear
 Hang your clothes up
 Wipe your feet off
 Goodness sake don't slam the door
 Fix the socket, dry the dishes
 Can't you do a single chore?
 Hang the picture
 Set the table
 Don't drop ashes on the floor
 Heat the bottle
 Change the baby
 You don't love me anymore
 He don't love her anymore
 There he goes right out the door
 He'll be back 'bout half past ten
 And then she'll start right in again
 Tack the shade up
 Wash the windows
 Wipe the handprints off the door
 Change the light bulbs
 Scrub the bathtub
 Pick the toys up from the floor
 Tape the lamp cord
 Make some coffee
 Burn the garbage
 Oil the door
 Get the kids
 And call my mother
 You don't love me anymore
 I got a wife at home
 I got a wife at home
 I got a wife she's the apple of my life
 But I wish she would leave me alone
 When I hear
 (Hang your clothes up
 Wipe your feet off
 Goodness sake don't slam the door)
 OK OK I'll do it
 (Can't you do a single chore?
 Hang the picture
 Set the table
 Don't drop ashes on the floor)
 Yeah OK
 (Heat the bottle
 Change the baby
 You don't love me anymore
 Tack the shade up
 Wash the windows)
 Honey, honey
 (Wipe the handprints off the door
 Change the light bulbs
 Scrub the bathtub
 Pick the toys up from the floor)
 Please, honey
 (Tape the lamp cord
 Make some coffee)
 Yeah I'll do it
 (Oil the door)
 QUIET!
 He don't love her anymore
 There he goes right out the door
 He'll be back 'bout half past ten
 And then she'll start right in again
 SHEE!