The Man In The Santa Suit

At the KOC Local 313
 There's a fat man standing by the soda machine
 And he knows, he knows, he knows
 Life can be funny
 He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on
 Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone
 And I know, I know, God knows
 We need the money
 And he's a big red cherry
 But it's hard to be merry
 When the kids are all laughing
 Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia
 Ain't he cute?
 The man in the Santa suit
 And all the Moms in town bring their brats around
 And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down
 Now it's up, hey how 'bout that
 It looks like a milkshake
 Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here
 Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer
 And he says, kid shut your mouth
 You give me a headache
 And he's jolly and hairy
 But it's hard to be merry
 When the guys at the bar
 Say he looks like a fairy
 But he's doing it just for the loot
 The man in the Santa suit
 [break] verse x2
 And he's a big red cherry
 He's jolly and hairy
 Everyone's laughing, but he doesn't care
 He stays cool
 Ain't he cute?
 The man in the Santa suit
 [fade out with intro]
 At the KOC Local 313
 There's a fat man standing by the soda machine
 And he knows, he knows, he knows
 Life can be funny
 He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on
 Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone
 And I know, I know, God knows
 We need the money
 And he's a big red cherry
 But it's hard to be merry
 When the kids are all laughing
 Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia
 Ain't he cute?
 The man in the Santa suit
 And all the Moms in town bring their brats around
 And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down
 Now it's up, hey how 'bout that
 It looks like a milkshake
 Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here
 Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer
 And he says, kid shut your mouth
 You give me a headache
 And he's jolly and hairy
 But it's hard to be merry
 When the guys at the bar
 Say he looks like a fairy
 But he's doing it just for the loot
 The man in the Santa suit
 [break] verse x2
 And he's a big red cherry
 He's jolly and hairy
 Everyone's laughing, but he doesn't care
 He stays cool
 Ain't he cute?
 The man in the Santa suit
 [fade out with intro]
 At the KOC Local 313
 There's a fat man standing by the soda machine
 And he knows, he knows, he knows
 Life can be funny
 He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on
 Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone
 And I know, I know, God knows
 We need the money
 And he's a big red cherry
 But it's hard to be merry
 When the kids are all laughing
 Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia
 Ain't he cute?
 The man in the Santa suit
 And all the Moms in town bring their brats around
 And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down
 Now it's up, hey how 'bout that
 It looks like a milkshake
 Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here
 Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer
 And he says, kid shut your mouth
 You give me a headache
 And he's jolly and hairy
 But it's hard to be merry
 When the guys at the bar
 Say he looks like a fairy
 But he's doing it just for the loot
 The man in the Santa suit
 [break] verse x2
 And he's a big red cherry
 He's jolly and hairy
 Everyone's laughing, but he doesn't care
 He stays cool
 Ain't he cute?
 The man in the Santa suit
 [fade out with intro]