The Bad Touch

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
 Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
 So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
 Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
 You've had enough of two-hand touch
 You want it rough you're out of bounds
 I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
 Come quicker than FedEx never reach an
 Apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
 To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
 Do it now
 You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
 So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
 Do it again now
 You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
 So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
 Gettin' horny now
 Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
 Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
 Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
 But I got this notion that the motion
 Of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
 So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
 Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
 So show me yours I'll show you mine
 "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
 And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
 Do it now
 You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
 So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
 Do it again now
 You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
 So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
 Gettin' horny now
 You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
 Do it again now
 You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
 So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
 Gettin' horny now