Sex Drugs & Rock-n-Roll

C'est Cheese
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 Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
 As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock and roll
 Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold
 Seven figure income from a six string guitar
 Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars
 Then it happened when my record went gold
 Now I'm thinking what'll I do when I get old?
 Can't live forever as the king of rock
 That's why I'm investing in some blue chip stock
 I got sex, drugs, and rrsps
 I'm a rock and roller with financial security
 Sex, drugs and rrsps
 I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
 I'm a modern rebel with a cause
 I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws
 My fans are reading 'bout me in the rolling stone
 While I'm talking to my broker on the telephone.
 On stage I run around like some animal
 But all my money's in a compound annual
 This life is dangerous but I don't care
 'cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair!
 I got sex, drugs, and rrsps
 I'm a rock and roller with financial security
 Sex, drugs and rrsps
 I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
 We used to be such a happy band.
 Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan
 But Phil choked on his vomit
 And then Nick choked on his vomit
 And then Stan choked on his vomit
 And then so did Bob.
 What a bunch of idiots!
 Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me
 'Cause now I'm getting all their royalties
 They would have spent them on women and booze
 But me I got commodities that just can't lose!
 I got sex, drugs, and rrsps
 I'm a rock and roller with financial security
 Sex, drugs and rrsps
 I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
 I got sex, drugs, and rrsps
 I'm a rock and roller with financial security
 Sex, drugs and rrsps
 I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
 I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity.
 I'm a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!!
 Hey guys, I brought beer!
 History is made by stupid people
 Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica
 Columbus made history thinking some island was India
 General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run
 All of these men are famous
 And they're also very dumb
 History is made by stupid people
 Clever people wouldn't even try
 If you want a place in the history books
 Then do something dumb before you die
 Nobility are famous for no reason
 Mary Antoinette enjoyed her cake
 She caused a revolution when she would not share
 And her husband lost his head for that mistake
 The Hindenburg was a giant Zeppelin
 Its makers made a minor oversight
 Before they filled it up with explosive gas
 They should have fixed the no-smoking light
 'Cause...
 History is made by stupid people
 Clever people wouldn't even try
 If you want a place in the history books
 Then do something dumb before you die
 Tally-ho! tally-ho!
 Our king and country's honour we will save!
 Tally-ho! tally-ho!
 We're marching into history and the grave!
 So if your son and daughter seem too lazy
 Sitting there watching bad tv
 Just remember you should be quite grateful
 At least they are not making history
 'Cause...
 History is made by stupid people
 Clever people wouldn't even try
 If you want a place in the history books
 Then do something dumb before you die
 Yes...
 Do something dumb before you die
 Yes...
 Do something dumb before you die
 C'est Cheese
 Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's