Yule Shoot Your Eye Out

These are your good years, don't take my advice
 You never wanted the nice boys anyway
 And I'm of good cheer 'cause I've been checking my list
 The gifts you're receiving from me will be
 One awkward silence and two hopes
 You cry yourself to sleep, staying up, waiting by the phone
 All I want this year is for you to dedicate
 Your last breath to me before you bury yourself alive
 Don't come home for Christmas
 You're the last thing I wanna see
 Underneath the tree
 Merry Christmas, I could care less
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 Happy New Years, baby, you owe me
 The best gift I will ever ask for
 Don't call me up when the snow comes down
 It's the only thing I want this year
 One awkward silence and two hopes
 You cry yourself to sleep, staying up, waiting by the phone
 And all I want this year is for you to dedicate
 Your last breath to me before you bury yourself alive
 Don't come home for Christmas
 You're the last thing I wanna see
 Underneath the tree
 Merry Christmas, I could care less
 ♪
 Don't come home for Christmas
 You're the last thing I wanna see
 Underneath the tree (don't come home for Christmas)
 Merry Christmas, I could care less
 Don't come home for Christmas
 You're the last thing I wanna see
 Underneath the tree (don't come home for Christmas)
 Merry Christmas, I could care less
 ♪
 Sweet! They've recorded a Christmas song!
 They must've spent a lot of money on this...
 But this one time, this one Christmas I got this-
 
 These are your good years, don't take my advice
 You never wanted the nice boys anyway
 And I'm of good cheer 'cause I've been checking my list
 The gifts you're receiving from me will be
 One awkward silence and two hopes
 You cry yourself to sleep, staying up, waiting by the phone
 All I want this year is for you to dedicate
 Your last breath to me before you bury yourself alive
 Don't come home for Christmas
 You're the last thing I wanna see
 Underneath the tree
 Merry Christmas, I could care less
 ♪
 Happy New Years, baby, you owe me
 The best gift I will ever ask for
 Don't call me up when the snow comes down
 It's the only thing I want this year
 One awkward silence and two hopes
 You cry yourself to sleep, staying up, waiting by the phone
 And all I want this year is for you to dedicate
 Your last breath to me before you bury yourself alive
 Don't come home for Christmas
 You're the last thing I wanna see
 Underneath the tree
 Merry Christmas, I could care less
 ♪
 Don't come home for Christmas
 You're the last thing I wanna see
 Underneath the tree (don't come home for Christmas)
 Merry Christmas, I could care less
 Don't come home for Christmas
 You're the last thing I wanna see
 Underneath the tree (don't come home for Christmas)
 Merry Christmas, I could care less
 ♪
 Sweet! They've recorded a Christmas song!
 They must've spent a lot of money on this...
 But this one time, this one Christmas I got this-