Before She Does

I believe that gas is too damn high
 And there ain't nothin' more American than Mama's apple pie
 I believe in love, I believe in peace
 But I don't believe we'll ever see it in that Middle East
 I believe the Bible is cold, hard fact
 And I believe that Jesus is comin' back
 Before she does
 I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest
 The tax man and the Devil share the same address
 I believe, don't start if you're gonna quit
 I believe in, keep your mouth shut and carry a big stick
 I believe dogs are better than cats
 And I believe that Jesus is comin' back
 Before she does
 There's absolutely, positively
 No doubt in my mind
 That OJ did it, Lee Harvey didn't
 And she's really gone this time
 I believe that cold, cold beer
 Tastes better on a bar stool than it does anywhere
 I believe hard work really makes the man
 But everyone should wet a line, every now and then
 I believe it's best to pay in cash
 And I believe that Jesus is comin' back
 Before she does
 There's absolutely, positively
 No doubt in my mind
 That OJ did it, Lee Harvey didn't
 And she's really gone this time
 Yeah, I believe she was a real good thing
 Can you believe I let a girl like her get away?
 I believe she meant it the night she packed
 And said Jesus is comin' back
 Before she does
 Before she does
 Before she does