(I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea

Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six
 He thinks of all the lips that he licks
 And all the girls that he's going to fix
 She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
 But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle
 Capital punishment, she's last year's model
 They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie
 I don't want to go to Chelsea
 Oh no it does not move me
 Even though I've seen the movie
 I don't want to check your pulse
 I don't want nobody else
 I don't want to go to Chelsea
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 Everybody's got new orders
 Be a nice girl and kiss the warders
 Now the teacher is away
 All the kids begin to play
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 Men come screaming, dressed in white coats
 Shake you very gently by the throat
 One's named Gus, one's named Alfie
 I don't want to go to Chelsea
 Oh no it does not move me
 Even though I've seen the movie
 I don't want to check your pulse
 I don't want nobody else
 I don't want to go to Chelsea
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 Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six
 He thinks of all the lips that he licks
 And all the girls that he's going to fix
 She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
 But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle
 Capital punishment, she's last year's model
 They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie
 I don't want to go to Chelsea
 Oh no it does not move me
 Even though I've seen the movie
 I don't want to check your pulse
 I don't want nobody else
 I don't want to go to Chelsea