Ballad of Big Nothing - Alternate Vocal

Throwing candy out to the crowd
 Dragging down the main
 The helpless little thing with the dirty mouth
 Who's always got something to say
 You're sitting around at home now
 Waiting for your brother to call
 I saw him down at the alley
 Having had enough of it all
 Said, "You can do what you want to
 Whenever you want to
 You can do what you want to
 There's no one to stop you"
 All spit and spite you're up all night
 And down every day
 A tired man with only hours to go
 Just waiting to be taken away
 Getting in to the back of a car
 For candy from some stranger
 Watching the parade with pinpoint eyes
 Full of smoldering anger
 You can do what you want to
 Whenever you want to
 You can do what you want to
 There's no one to stop you
 Now, you can do what you want to
 Whenever you want to
 Do what you want to
 Whenever you want to
 Do what you want to
 Whenever you want to
 Though it doesn't mean a thing
 Big nothing