Very Fine Funeral (Live)

Wednesday morning
 My aunt sarah died
 Not many had known her
 Not many had tried
 And there at the funeral
 We all sat and lied
 And said how much we missed her
 You wanna know about sarah
 Where do i begin
 She had this growth
 To the left of her chin
 Let's all be honest she was ugly as sin
 No one recalled having kissed her
 But the choir sang
 And the family wept
 The preacher preached
 And the children slept
 We all wore black
 And we paid our respects
 All in all it was a very fine (very fine)
 All in all it was a very fine funeral
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 We stood at the grave
 For a minute or two
 Straight-faced and solemn
 Like good mourners do
 But we all felt relief
 When we heard uncle Lou
 Stand and say that's enough i'm freezin'
 Sarah was never the neighborly kind
 Sure she had a mean streak ten miles wide
 But the truth was she smelled
 Just like something died
 Now she's got a reason
 But the choir sang
 And the family wept
 The preacher preached
 And the children slept
 We all wore black
 And we paid our respects
 All in all it was a very fine (very fine)
 All in all it was a very fine funeral
 But the choir sang
 And the family wept
 The preacher preached
 And the children slept
 We all wore black
 And we paid our respects
 All in all it was a very fine (very fine)
 All in all it was a very fine funeral