Mistress Snow & Mary Jane Green

Mistress snow and mary jane green
 a rolled up ten in a coke machine
 you won't get change
 if you know what I mean
 prettiest crooks you've ever seen
 mary jane green and mistress snow
 got a parcel of land
 where the funny grass grow
 the wind and everybody else does blow
 two young crooks you wouldn't want to know
 so you want to date cheap
 don't let her pass you by
 'cause her price will get steep
 then you'll find out why
 the first time is a charm
 'til she's clinging on your arm
 so you want to date fast,
 so let her come your way
 she'll want to make it last
 she thought she heard you say
 you think your life's too plain
 give it up for mary jane
 CHORUS
 so you want to be seen, put your credit down
 here's a friend of miss green's
 she'll show you round this town
 she knows how to incite
 gonna keep you up all night
 got a vanity mirror
 that she keeps upon her lap
 when the coast is clear
 she'll let you take a nap
 then you're gonna know
 you give it up for mistress snow
 making the town and the barstools swirl
 they're good friends with the licorice girl
 lure you in like honey to a bee
 'til you scrounge for seeds in the double lp
 blow your mind
 'cause you only use one fifth anyway
 CHORUS
 mistress snow and mary jane green
 smiling on the cover of a high time magazine
 blow your mind
 'cause you only use one fifth anyway