The New James Bond (Live)

We met in the casino
 That's when I overheard
 him ordered a martini
 He wanted shaken and not stirred
 I nestled up behind him
 His name I wish to know
 He said his name was "Bond, James Bond"
 That's when I said, "Oh"
 We shared a game of blackjack
 and James had twenty-one
 But the house had only twenty
 I guess that means he won
 He's the New James Bond
 And I'm his bottle blond
 I'm one of seven in his harem
 And he really turns me on
 He has a license to kill
 And permission to love
 Oh, my new James Bond
 You're who I'm thinking of
 My old boyfriend drove a Nissan
 He bought used in '83
 But James has got a Beemer
 and it can go under the sea
 When he takes me to the drive-thru
 and says that I should treat
 and then he takes my french fries
 and ejects me from my seat
 He said he's going on a mission
 and that he can't be late
 and he doesn't need the cargo
 and I'm only extra weight
 For him, I would be kidnapped
 Just to earn my love's respect
 For him, I'd take a bullet
 And my James would not object
 My old boyfriend had mounted
 an enormous poker debt
 But not my O-O-7
 For he's never lost a bet
 When we're at the roulette table
 He says to go powder my face
 And when I come back from the bathroom
 There's a new girl in my place
 He says it's strictly business
 And they've own had sex twice
 Then he tells me I should get lost
 But he says it very nice