Stupid American

you've got exactly sixty seconds
 to tell me what you meant by that
 one short minute to apologize
 you've got exactly sixty seconds
 to tell me what you meant by that
 i hear the murder rate is on the rise
 i'm in love, but i do not speak the language
 i'm in love, but i don't understand
 i'm in love, and i do not speak the language
 but i try to speak the language of this foreign land
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 here i am, stupid american
 here i am
 here i am, stupid american
 here i am
 you've got exactly sixty seconds
 to take back that stupid question
 a baguette doesn't come with a bag
 you've got exactly sixty seconds
 to take back that stupid question
 it's called a baguette, don't you get it-get it
 i'm in love, but i do not speak the language
 i'm in love, but i don't understand
 i'm in love, and i do not speak the language
 when i try to speak the language
 it comes out sounding like
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 his heart is italy
 his kiss is paris
 his body is brazilian
 my heart is... my heart is
 oklahoma
 oklahoma
 you've got exactly sixty seconds
 to kiss me like a european
 one short minute to show me how
 you've got exactly sixty seconds
 to love me like a spy
 i've seen those foreign films
 do it-do it now
 i'm in love, with a man who says "te amo"
 i'm in love, he calls me "ma petite chou-chou"
 i'm in love, and i try to speak the language
 but i can't understand a single word he's saying
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