No Left Turns in Jersey

movin' and a shakin'
 coming form the south
 non-stop classic rock,
 syndicated shock jock
 running his big mouth
 movin' and a shakin'
 drivin' in a big Ford
 destination Paterson
 nothing else matters in
 this garden on the seaboard
 no left turns in Jersey
 no u-turns at all
 the out of state man
 finds no mercy
 driving through the concrete
 of a Jersey wall
 southbound scallywag
 slowin down the thoroughfare
 destination Orange Co.
 a right to go to Orange
 so the journey goes to Selewar
 fuel-eatin' carpetbag
 sixty in-a-8.9
 left to go to Orange Co.
 nothing rhymes with orange
 so motor to the state line
 Chorus
 ten and two now
 sure you're buckled up?
 a little voice says that the wiper-fluid's low
 little voice, please shut up
 I.P.D.E every time you ride
 but 90-year-olds driving half their age
 make euthanasia justified
 peaches and fireworks
 and big guitars
 dinosaur parks
 and the cider from the mill
 try to reel in the car
 signs along the highway
 on 80-foot poles
 exit then you learn
 that you won't return
 if you can't afford the tolls
 Chorus
 no left turns in Jersey, no u-turns at all