Maylee, I Had a Dream

You bought me a kitty cat, it made me cry
 I've always been allergic to kitty cats
 (and I think you knew that)
 Maylee, I had a dream the other night
 I can't forget the awful sight
 of your head stuck in the freezer
 Maylee, I couldn't tell if you were experimenting
 with poor-man's cryogenics
 or looking for the orange sherbet
 So Maylee, if you want out just say you want out
 and I'll be on my way
 Maylee, I had a dream the other night
 In your hand was a knife, a very sharp knife
 You said you'd cut your heart out
 Maylee, there you stood with your heart in
 your hand, you said "here is my heart"
 "You wanted it so bad, here now take it"
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 Lately I've overheard you complaining on the phone
 to your mother
 And the only reason I mention it now is the book
 on your night table
 "There Must Be Fifty Ways to Kill You Lover"
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 You bought me a kitty cat, and that's just fine
 My dog enjoys chewing on your kitty cat (good dog)