If I Had a Boat (Live)

If I had a boat
 I'd go out on the ocean
 And if I had a pony
 I'd ride him on my boat
 And we could all together
 Go out on the ocean
 I said me upon my pony on my boat
 If I were Roy Rogers
 I'd sure enough be single
 I couldn't bring myself to marrying an old Dale
 It'd just be me and trigger
 We'd go riding through them movies
 Then we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail
 And if I had a boat
 I'd go out on the ocean
 And if I had a pony
 I'd ride him on my boat
 And we could all together
 Go out on the ocean
 I said me upon my pony on my boat
 The mystery masked man was smart
 He got himself a Tonto
 'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
 But Tonto he was smarter
 And one day said Quenosabe
 Kiss my ass I bought a boat
 I'm going out to sea
 And if I had a boat
 I'd go out on the ocean
 And if I had a pony
 I'd ride him on my boat
 And we could all together
 Go out on the ocean
 I said me upon my pony on my boat
 And if I were like lightning
 I wouldn't need no sneakers
 I'd come and go wherever I would please
 And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
 And I'd scare 'em by the light pole
 But I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea
 And if I had a boat
 I'd go out on the ocean
 And if I had a pony
 I'd ride him on my boat
 And we could all together
 Go out on the ocean
 I said me upon my pony on my boat
 I said me upon my pony on my boat