I Don't Think I Know Me

Well I've always been faithful to my dog and my wife
 And I've always tried to lead a responsible kind of life
 And I always pay my utilities
 And usually on time
 And I mow the lawn on Saturdays
 With a gin and tonic and a squeeze of lime
 But yesterday I stole a car to go for a drive
 I didn't take it very far
 Just around the block
 Alright, a couple of times
 I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did
 (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
 I don't think I know me like I thought I did
 (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
 Well I've always believed in every word that Jesus said
 You know, do unto others and you, you will be Jesus led
 And I've always attended the Anglican church at the top of the hill
 If I say all my prayers I'll go to heaven
 At least I pray that I will
 But yesterday in my neighbor's yard
 I stole my neighbor's bike
 I don't intend to give that Harley back
 It occurs to me that ain't very Christian-like
 I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did
 (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
 I don't think I know me like I thought I did
 (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
 I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did
 (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
 I don't think I know me like I thought I did
 Now I'm a good driver
 I watch my speed and I check both ways
 And my family takes picnics to the park on warm weather holidays
 And we ask all the neighbors
 And they invite all their friends in kind
 And they all bring side dishes
 And we form on big holiday buffet line
 But yesterday, Independence Day
 At 85 miles an hour
 I plowed that Harley through the buffet line
 It occurs to me
 I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did
 (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
 I don't think I know me like I thought I did
 (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
 I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did
 (I don't think I know me as well as I thought I did)
 I don't think I know me