#itsEazy

Tryna titty fuck Ricki Lake
 Wanna take Rihanna on a Disney date
 People looking at me stupid "is he baked?"
 When I ate 68 tabs with a whiskey chase
 Eazy
 Walk in to a busy bank
 Hi!
 Tell her teller "gimme safe!"
 Bye!
 Then I blow her kissy-face
 If she waves back at me, love her like I'm Drizzy-Drake
 Wait
 Pills from Kevin made me Spacey
 Doctors say I'm crazy, it's a brain thing
 Chemical imbalance is my talents
 As a kid I spent my whole allowance
 On anything if it was mainstream
 Arizona ice tea for my pasties
 Noodles from Edo since grade three
 Mucho burritto with baked beans and a steak cheese
 My mind is off it's rocker
 And I fuck with starship locker
 Just like fucking Nostradamus
 Droppin bombs like rocket launcher
 Off the top floor of apartments
 But my prophet's not Muhammad
 Nah, I'm only talking dollars
 I'm a hyper-active rappin' psychopathic Michael Jackson
 That hasn't went to the bathroom
 Since last time I saw my dad
 And my daddy he drive a Mazda
 He wipe my ass on a napkin
 He drive me to mid-Nevada
 And drop me off at a mansion
 Pardon me, Charlie Sheen
 Pass the Bacardi, please
 I can hardly sleep
 I love the party scene
 I got a lot of problems
 And you know, it probly be
 Coz the time
 An aborted fetus
 Fell onto the floor in Eatons
 Right out of my Momma's (hey!)
 So therapy, I sorta need it
 There, I feed a quarter piece of chicken
 To the whore's divas
 Tryna snort the coco up they nono
 Off a horse's penis
 Ya!
 I just stole the flo-flo off of Tortured Genius
 I'm trying to book meetings with a corporate Jesus
 People think that Eazy Mac's sorta a Re-
 -Informative speech, Stanton recording his beats
 Presidential, eating lunch like I'm Donald Trump
 Everything my pen writes down now, Robert Munch
 Blowing up so much, I got an Islamic buzz
 Got a new friend request, from ISIS anonymous
 They wanted to sponsor us
 They told me they bought a bus
 They wanted to go on tour
 They told me they brought a gun
 BA BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
 BA BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
 If they don't like my mood, its
 BA BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
 Ya!
 Merkules, lift the curtains, please
 Let me on stage with the circus freaks
 I need percs and weed
 And a verse for free
 And some purple lean
 It's our anniversary
 Remember?
 We were Chasing Rabbits, September
 Went on a bender to Denver
 From October, November
 December got way better
 But only coz of Christmas Eve
 Dimethyltryptamine (DMT)
 Did I mention shift in dreams?
 Mind bending mysteries?
 I'm venting misery
 He got mad coz then when I mentioned Krispy Kreme
 Couldn't find a location open
 So now he's pissed at me