I Want to Be Evil - Remastered 2001

I've posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap
 I've petted stray dogs and shied clear of dope
 My smile is brilliant
 My glance is tender
 But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender
 I've been made Miss Reingold, though I never touch beer
 And I'm the person to whom they say
 "You're sweet, my dear"
 The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass
 And the closest I've been to a bar was at ballet class
 Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed
 Well, I'm tired of being pure and not chased
 Like something that seeks its level
 I wanna go to the devil
 I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks
 I wanna be evil, and cheat at jacks
 I wanna be wicked, I wanna have booze
 I wanna be wicked, have something to lose
 I want to wake up in the morning
 With that dark brown taste
 I want to see some dissipation in my face
 I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad
 But more than that I wanna be bad
 I wanna be evil and trump an ace
 Just to see my partner's face
 I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel
 I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool
 And in the theatre
 I want to change my seat
 Just so I can step on
 Everybody's feet
 I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies
 I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries
 I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze
 And whatever I've got I'm eager to lose
 I wanna be evil, little evil me
 Just as mean and evil as I can be