The Horniest Single in the World

Uh-oh-uh-oh-woh, Fred, come to bed
 Oh baby, sex is joy but use a Billy boy
 Oh, Willy, use a Billy
 Scilly Willy.
 A Billy for your thrilling joy
 I wanna Billy boy
 A-a-h, aah, ah!
 So you want sex, sex, sex with your ex
 And it won't cost you any tax
 But Willy, you better care for sure
 And use a Billy with your long ding-dong, ding-dong
 She'll find out you're the number one
 So go, man. Go and use your toy
 But not without a Billy boy
 Oh, Willy, Willy, use a Billy
 Don't be silly
 Oh baby, sex is joy but use a Billy boy
 Oh Willy, use a Billy
 Scilly Willy
 A Billy for your pretty joy
 Oweohoewoh, Fred, come to bed,
 'Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
 Oh Fred, come to bed
 Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet
 Oweohoewoh!
 Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!
 Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!
 Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!
 Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!
 Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!
 Hey, hey, hey, Fritz!
 Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, your key fits nicely
 My body opens to your touch
 So ring my bell and just entice me
 I need your loving, oh, so much
 Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, I know I thrill you
 But if you love me, please, take care
 'Cause if Max gets you he will kill you
 You better watch out for him, Fritz
 'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims he hits
 A-a-a-h, ahh, a-a-hha, a-ah, ah
 Sex on the phone, I'm so alone
 Some sex on the phone, I need it so
 Okay! I do what you'll say, come on
 And gimme sex on the phone so I can feel
 Your sex on the phone is really real
 Your touch, I want it so much
 I want...
 Max, don't have sex with your ex
 It will make your life complex, my Max
 Baby, take it easy
 Max, don't have sex with your Ex
 It will knock you off your legs
 Oh Max, stay cool and just relax
 I gotta warn you
 Don't have sex with your ex, Max
 Ahhh, ahhh
 Oh, Max!