I Masturbate Me

That's why I started off slow
 And then they get with the flow
 And I know you been there too, yourself
 Why do we want what we want?
 How do we ever get caught?
 I'm through with looking for someone else's help
 It's myself
 Myself
 Myself
 And nobody else
 I masturbate me
 Set the whole human race free
 Yeah, it's nothing but fun
 And it's two on the one who could never hate me
 I'm like a jerk?
 ? cool herk
 I'm ready to work it, till it hurts, in the dirt
 And when I'm sleeping alone
 Or get a call on the phone
 It's like I'm talking to myself, and nobody else
 I masturbate me
 In stroke I create me
 Yeah, it's nothing but fun, looking out number one
 What you done me, lately?
 I masturbate me
 Like a Catholic escapee
 Touch the hand of the man with the gland
 In the band in the stand
 When they rape me
 And when I think about you... [x4]
 I masturbate me
 Set the whole human race free
 If I live or I die, I can spit in the eye of fate
 When they rape me
 I masturbate me
 In stroke I create me
 Yeah, it's nothing but fun
 And it's two on the one who could never hate me
 And when I think about you... [x4]