Better Be Woman

There better be women...
 I went out to a stupid party
 Had the scam on everybody
 Asked a woman for a light
 And to spend the night
 But she wasn't havin' any
 Said I was just one of many
 But she'd give me some advice
 She said "You try, but you don't get none"
 And I said "Why? Was she a lesbian?"
 But she was fly
 And had a biologic plan (oh man)
 Said "If you want it, well, use your hand!" (damn)
 There better be women
 Now you're comin' on but you come too strong
 There better be women
 Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son
 You call this a party?
 Oh yeah, but, I don't party with everybody
 There better be women
 Be women tonight, alright
 I watched them in fascination
 Her friend and their wild gyrations
 Like a symphony in pink
 And not missing link
 And it was a freaky orgy
 But somehow they all ignored me
 Watch my pennant start to shrink
 They said "don't you want it?
 You know we got it"
 But i was haunted by three wet dreams
 Doubling the pleasure of my fantasies, yeah.
 There better be women
 Now you're comin' on but you come too strong
 There better be women
 Oh yeah, 'cause satisfaction is no mother's son
 You call this a party?
 Oh yeah, but, we don't party with everybody
 There better be women
 Be women tonight, alright
 There better be women...
 There better be women...
 There better be women...