Drag The Lake Charlie

Drag the lake, Charlie
 Charlie, drag the lake
 Lester didn't come home last night
 And Wanda's all irate
 Better keep your fingers crossed
 And hope we find him drowned
 Wanda's gonna come and kill us all
 If he shows up in town
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 Drag the lake, Charlie
 I heard that he was seen
 Cavortin' with ol' Shorty
 Up at the line again
 Wanda's got that goddamn
 Pistol in her purse
 If she goes on the rampage
 They'll have to call the Hearse
 Better drag the lake, Charlie
 Charlie, drag the lake
 Remember what happened last time
 When Lester went on the lake?
 I heard it took the cleaning crew
 Two weeks to clean the bar
 They never found that teenage girl
 They never found the car
 Drag the lake, Charlie
 Drag the lake, Charlie
 It won't be the first time
 But it might be the last
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 Drag the lake, Charlie
 And keep your fingers crossed
 And if you're friends with Jesus
 Please ask Him to help us
 Our best case scenario
 Is Lester turns up dead
 I'm almost out of Valium
 Courage and self-respect
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 Drag the lake, Charlie (Charlie)
 Drag the lake, Charlie (Charlie)
 It won't be the first time
 But it might be the last