Assholes

You buy me dinner when I'm in town
 We talk about records that you know
 Play the friendship card upon me
 And out the door
 Somebody said we hurt your feelings
 With our little dirty jokes
 Then you accused us of stealing
 Back our soul
 Then you say that we're the assholes
 'Cause we bitched about the hassles
 Are you sleeping in your castles?
 And we're still riding down the road
 And I hear you're all offended
 By the letters that I wrote
 It's just a shame it hadn't ended
 Long ago
 When you sick your lawyers on me
 Told them to go for the throat
 And you just sat back and watched them
 Have a go
 Then you say that we're the assholes
 'Cause we bitched about the hassles
 Why you're sleeping in your castles?
 And we're still riding down the road
 But I never would deny
 We have our share of the blame to absorb
 But, when you say that you're the reason
 For the things that we've achieved
 I want to kick down your door
 You like to say that we're the assholes
 As if we somehow done you wrong
 We just do what we have to
 To carry on
 I'm sure you'll find another asshole
 To replace us for a song
 You'll keep your office and expense account
 And we'll keep traveling along
 When you say that we're all assholes
 Guess it'd be useless to deny
 I'm just saying you're the reason why