Exposure Ft. Laura Lux

Hello?
 Hey, this is, uh, Bear, calling from Xerox.
 We have a new fax machine
 We really wanna appeal to a younger audience.
 Um, wondering if you would be interested in doing some modeling for us
 Uh, how do you see this working exactly?
 I don't know. Maybe just stand next to it and take some photos
 Okay, well, um, I can send you my rates of you're interested
 Uh, we don't really have budget for that,
 But it would be great exposure
 Right
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 Can we pay you in dick picks?
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 Yes?
 Hey, uh, me again. So I managed to look around the supply room.
 Uh, we can offer you a mouse pad or a VCR
 Right
 Uh, I mean the VCR has a copy of Jumanji stuck in it,
 But uh, I think it still works
 Is this a fucking joke?
 Alright, you're driving a hard bargain.
 Uh, how about the mouse pad and the VCR?
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 Can we pay you in dick picks?
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 Is this a fucking joke?