Who Stole My Car?

Yo jeff whats up holmes
 Yo Whats up prince
 Yo whats up man
 Ay wheres my car at
 Wheres your car why you asking me
 No I parked my car right here your standing here wheres my car
 I been ere for an hour and a half I ain't seen it
 Come on man stop playing jeff wheres my car at
 No I'm serious man it's not in my pocket I haven't seen your car
 Jeff wheres my car I parked my car right here man
 I don't know!
 Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are chill
 But this isn't funny this is straight up ill
 Now there's a limit to humour and this is gone too far
 I ain't laughing no more y'all now who stole my car
 I don't know man
 I don't know if y'all ever had a car stolen before
 But it's a real crazy feeling when you walk out the door
 And you don't need a map or any kind of chart
 That your standing in the spot where your car used to be parked
 Now you know you parked your car their but yet you keep looking
 Cause your mind didn't except yet that somebody took it
 So your scratching your head and trying to get things clear and theres always some idiot who says
 You sure you parked here
 To call the police would be the move that's smart
 But instead you keep looking where you know you didn't park
 Searching for reasons like maybe tickets you owed
 Something to justify that maybe it got towed
 But not stolen naa never forget it
 But then you ask yourself well where the hell is it
 If there was a prize you'd win dummy of the year
 Cause you looking somewhere else when you know you parked it here
 So to never never land you find yourself strolling
 And when you finally except that its stolen
 You call the police and they come and say
 That's the 437th car stolen today
 As if that's something that he really needed to mention
 Then they start asking you real dumb questions like
 When's the last time that you saw it
 You idiot right before they stole it
 Now your mad this cop is talking to you
 And somebody's in your car heading to kalamazoo
 Officer fool or whoever you are can you please get off your butt and find who stole my car
 I remember my first car never forget it
 A candy red apple irub windows be tinted
 Talk about fast like a rocket to drive
 When from zero to 60 in like 5 point 5
 And matching red rims but that wasn't enough
 It had a ca phone for when I wanted to reach out and touch
 An alpine stereo that straight up rocked
 With 12 inch woofers you could hear for blocks
 The first day I got it I was fronting real hard
 I could hear people saying damn look at that car
 I was hyped and I wanted my friends to check it out
 So I went to the spot where they usually hangin out
 Just my luck nobody standing outside
 I really didn't feel like parking my ride
 So I honked my horn but nobody was coming
 I said what the heck I ran inside and left it running
 I was inside for 20 seconds that's all
 I found my friends and said you gotta check this out y'all
 But when we came back out the car wasn't there
 Man you ain't buy nothing I did I swear
 My friends went inside I was mad they didn't believe me
 Now I'm standing outside at the spot my car used to be
 It was hard to figure out what to do all alone
 But then I got it call the car phone
 Fresh princes car
 Yo thief bring my car back now before I bust your
 Hold up wait a minute pal
 Seems like you kinda forgot the keys
 I thought man he's right well bring it back please
 Hello listen thief don't hang up
 Then luckily jeff pulled up
 I told him what had happened someone's stolen my car
 I said come on jeff lets get him he cant be far
 We rode around for about 20 minutes
 When we were just about to say forget it
 When I spotted him
 I said jeff go get it
 We pulled up behind him and man he jetted
 He was driving all wild and fast like he was getting points for the stuff that he crashed
 I called him on the car phone again and I said
 Of course you realise when I catch you your dead
 All through philly was a high speed chasin
 Dude was playing around like he thought we was racing
 A hundred miles an our and he lost control
 And slammed my car into a telephone pole
 I ran to the car I said man you okay
 He said yeah so I punched him in the face
 The cops came up as if it was my fault
 They say me punch dude and charged me with assault
 If his neck was closer I probably would have grabbed it
 He told the cops that I said he could have it
 I calmed down and they got things straight
 I saw half my car in seventh street the other half in eighth
 I wanna just jump in the ocean
 My car looked like it was a leggo explosion
 Why does life have to be so hard
 Don't laugh next time it could be your car