This Boy Is Smooth

Well I was cool and sitting by the phone and waiting for
 A ring with a female voice or a date or an invitation
 To a nightclub for some minglin'
 Then aah my phone started jinglin'
 I picked it up I checked the Rolex first
 I call one of my regulars worst come to worst
 I said, "Hello but the voice sounded nervous
 Baby relax FP at your service"
 The girl spoke up and her voice sounded very nice
 "I met you last week at that club called The Paradise"
 I said, "Yeah babe I'd like to go their again
 Get dressed and you better be flossy with ten"
 Hung up the phone and checked the mirror
 Sort of like ESP I could hear her
 Heart beating engaged with the groove
 And all I could say to myself was damn this boy is smooth
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 So I pulled up to the club at the gate where they let celebs in
 Enter booted a Porsche 9-11 then
 Girls took a look at me and started to break
 Ladies come down I've already got a date
 Cruised up front and I was happy to find her
 Tantalizing tasty tune named Tanya
 I said ay yo babe lets not go in the place yet
 Come on hope in I got Luther in the tape deck
 I kicked the gift and the girl was like silly putty
 She said lets go some place and chill I said really honey
 We went to the beach to take a little walk
 I found out I was smoother than I thought
 My hands like maverick started to wander
 Left and right then wound up behind her
 Face to face and chest to chest and ohh like a spindle of silk
 Yo this boy is smooth
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 Here it is verse trace back at my place
 The scene was set because I set it before I left
 Girl I'm like a tool grab me and use me
 Where do you want me by the fireplace or the jacuzzi
 I never slipped yo I got my grip like a handle
 Turn down the lights and lit up a candle
 A bottle of chilled champagne right beside me
 Radio booming pumpin' the isley
 Maybe I'll grab her and give her a kiss
 Or kick her a line on the smooth billy dee tip
 Or maybe I'll take her outside where the pools at
 Smack it up flip it naa I'm too cool for that
 Ahh I know what I'll do
 Hold her tightly and caress for a little while
 Make it gentle and slow not faster
 I pause for the cause and here's a word from the master
 Yo I'm the JA double Z Jazzy
 The smooth as self smooth than I have to be
 Knowing acknowledged recognized that that's the king of the groove
 And I'm the man that blessed FP is smooth
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 Ay yo J take me out of here
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset
 'Cause I don't get upset