The Men Of Your Dreams

[ The Fresh Prince on the phone ]
 Hello?
 Yeah, this is Prince, who's this?
 Yo, what's up baby, how you doin?
 Oh, I'm tryin to see you on a personal tip
 You know that, right?
 Heh
 Ah come on
 You been tellin me that for years
 You're a little bit older than me, you know?
 You're 30 years old and I'm 20
 Age ain't nothin but a number, baby
 Hey look, I'm young but I'm real strong
 Heh
 Hey look, I know that, I know, I know
 I can't sport you around in my Benzito
 And take you out to dinner and be seen
 You know
 That's cool, though
 I tell you what
 I tell you what
 Got a remedy for this problem
 This is what I want you to do
 I want you to get a globe, right?
 I want you to spin the globe, spin it hard baby
 Pick anywhere in the world
 And I'll take you there
 We'll be together, alright?
 You with that?
 [ The Fresh Prince ]
 Greek mythological gods are inferior
 Studs and playboys, come on, I'm superior
 Any man can look and see where the curves are
 It takes a real man to find where the nerves are
 Women like huggin, kissin and carressin
 And eh - ssssslooowww undressin
 Calm down, chill out, take your time, dude
 Don't be all rough and fast like a monsoon
 Women are soft and fragile, you know delicate
 It's really not appealin to then when the fella gets
 All worked up and rushes to the pinnacle
 You might think so, but yo, they ain't with it though
 Candlelight dinner, just you and her in a
 Nice restaurant is always a winner
 Then ah - if she is first rate and on the first date
 She says no, be patient, don't push her, just wait
 Because a woman is a gift to a man
 They like you +real+ hard but with a gentle hand
 So get your act together cause if you're trippin up
 If you're slippin up, then F.P. is pickin up
 All of y'all slack men, cause what you're lackin
 I fill up, so ain't no need to come back, man
 Everything ain't always the way that it seems
 I'm the Fresh Prince, baby doll, and I'm the man of your dreams
 [ Jazzy Jeff on the phone ]
 Yo, what's up
 Yeah, this Jeff
 Yeah, I heard you talked to Prince today, huh?
 Yeah
 Let me guess
 He's 'young but strong'
 Yeah
 I kinda figured that
 Let me ask you a question
 Did he kick the 'globe' line on you?
 Yeah, I thought so
 I heard that before too
 Look, I'm not into geography
 So I'm not gonna ask you to spin no globe and point to where you wanna go
 Or spend no dollars or even do back-semis when I come in the room
 Because I'm not into that
 You know, all I'm askin for is 60 minutes of your time
 And I can set the whole record straight
 You know what I'm sayin?
 [ Jazzy Jeff ]
 I'm not tryin to say nothin that's hard or complex
 Or get you psyched with a pose or body flex
 I win your lovin with a paid vacation
 You know, I'm more into a intellectual stimulation
 I make your mind feel good, your body follows it
 I pour lovin in, your mind swallows it
 I'm not dissin Prince, cause he's my friend
 But boys'll be boys and men'll be men
 Ladies, your battery's unstable?
 Jazzy Jeff got the world's best jumping cables
 14'000 volts of pure intimacy
 That's enticin to you? Yeah, it was meant to be
 Don't debate the great flow of fate
 Let he who's Jazzy have you concentrate
 Think of me and you makin love as a team
 I'm Jazzy Jeff, baby doll, and I'm the man of your dreams
 [ The Fresh Prince ]
 Yo Jeff, what up, hop?
 [ Jazzy Jeff ]
 What's up, man?
 [ The Fresh Prince ]
 Hey, I heard that you was tryin to talk to my girl
 Man, what's up with that?
 [ Jazzy Jeff ]
 What, your girl?
 [ The Fresh Prince ]
 Yeah, my girl, I heard you heard you was tryin to talk to my girl
 What's up
 [ Jazzy Jeff ]
 Nah, it ain't even like that, you know
 If you was kickin stronger game
 She wouldn't have to call me
 [ The Fresh Prince ]
 Stronger game?
 Yo, you was tryin +push up+ on my girl
 I wanna know what's up with that
 [ Jazzy Jeff ]
 Once again - your girl?
 [ The Fresh Prince ]
 Yeah
 [ Jazzy Jeff ]
 I think you better get the record straight, man
 [ The Fresh Prince ]
 Ah
 You said my girl was pushin up on you
 Ain't too much to be pushin up on!
 [ Jazzy Jeff ]
 I mean that's true, you know
 But you know you kickin that 'spin the globe' and all of that crazy stuff
 She ain't with that
 [ The Fresh Prince ]
 Aight, aight, aight
 We ain't even gotta go into this
 Hey, I'm confident in myself
 I'm sure you're confident in yourself
 We'll let her decide
 [ Jazzy Jeff ]
 Yeah, you know
 We can let her decide over a nice candlelight dinner at my spot
 Cause that's where she gon' be tonight
 [ The Fresh Prince ]
 Oh heh - dinner
 You better hope she can +make+ it to dinner after she had lunch with me
 [ Jazzy Jeff ]
 Oh yeah?
 [ The Fresh Prince ]
 Yeah, word up
 [ Jazzy Jeff ]
 You lead it off, I end it off
 [ The Fresh Prince ]
 Yeah alright, homie
 You better check yourself 'fore you wreck yourself
 [ Jazzy Jeff ]
 Ooh, I'm scared, I'm scared