Rhythm Trax (House Party Style)

In the beginning there were many
 As time went on there became few
 Now there is only one.
 One man one DJ standing alone on Mount Olympus
 Ladies and gentlemen, DJ, Jazzy Jeff
 Alright, alright I reckon
 Back up off of my DJ
 Give him some room to operate here c'mon
 Ay Jeff, this what we gettin ready to do right
 Remember how we used to rock back home in Philly right
 At all the house parties and all the ballrooms and stuff like that
 Remember how we used to rip things up at like bart Room and Central High, and Overbrook High
 And all them places like that
 This what I want to do right
 I want to give these people a little taste of how we used to rock
 How we used to get on the wheels of steel
 Used to just throw the records on and just get stupid
 Back forth left right crooked upside down and all that stuff
 I want you to do all that stuff for these people right cause I talk all the time
 I tell everybody how def you are
 Everytime we go somewhere I be yellin and screamin
 I want you to get busy on your own Jeff
 I want you to tear these records up Jeff, rip em apart
 Go ahead now man get busy, go Jeff go
 (fresh)
 Word
 I'm telling you, this man can not be taken
 He can't be beaten, don't keep on talking
 All you other DJ's, don't keep on talking
 Jeff, this what I want you to do
 Take that record from the top right
 Scratch it in right now and I want you to do what's called a breakdown
 Just break it down for em right
 Now start it with the music and then cut the music out
 and just break it down for em Jeff go ahead
 Now break it down
 Ah Jeff, that was def man, that was def!
 But you, you did it too fast man
 You gotta do it a little slower this time
 Or or maybe no music, yeah that's what we can do
 Yeah, that's the ticket, that's the ticket
 Ay Jeff, just break it down with no music right
 Bring it in, now bring it down and then do it slower
 No music so everybody can hear it
 Now isn't that special
 Yeah Jeff, that was def!
 Hold up, now you had enough time to warm up back there man
 Are you ready to really get stupid (yes)
 I didn't hear you man
 You read to cold rip things apart or what (yes)
 You ready man I didn't hear you (yes)
 Aight I'm with it.
 Aight Jeff, now hold up
 Remember the other DJ, that DJ approached us
 Man he was talkin all that trash about how good he was
 What did you tell him that he could do (Eat this)
 What'd you tell him (Eat this)
 And you know he still kept talkin trash right?
 He talked all that trash Jeff
 And then the next day we found out that he had took your stuff but you didn't even care
 What'd you tell him he could do (Bite it)
 What'd you say he could do (Bite it)
 Now what did it sound like when he bit it
 Aight, enough about that guy, you know what I was just thinkin about
 Remember the other day we were walkin down the street
 and that girl came up to you and she was lookin you up and down and grinnin
 and she wasn't real, what'd you tell her (Just feel it)
 What? (Just feel it)
 You even broke it down for her, get busy (Just feel it)
 Yo word now after she felt it and found out it was real man
 you kinda looked like you was widdit a little bit man
 You was movin and all that stuff man
 She had her hands all over you
 Hold up tell everybody what you started screamin man
 (Don't stop)
 Hold up tell em louder I didn't hear you (Don't stop)
 (Don't stop)
 Yo word, that was def
 Ay Jeff man, that's just the way we used to rock it
 Man we used to rip crowds up, but hold up
 Member how when all them DJ's used to be on the stage
 and everything after you got off
 They'd be whisperin and sayin stuff to themselves about how you ain't this you ain't that
 What did you used to do Jeff?
 (hahaha...)
 Word, Rhythm Trax - House Party Style
 Yo Jeff we rocked em, now let's get out of here