Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble - 1988 Extended Remix

listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
 but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
 so next time a girl gives you the play
 just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
 Just last week when I was walking down the street
 I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
 I walked up to her I said hello
 she said you're kind of cute I said yes I know
 but by the way sweetheart what's your name
 she said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine
 I said my name is the Prince and she said why
 I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy
 but enough about me yo let's talk about you
 and all the wonderful things that you and I can do
 I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
 I showed some cash and the girl was mine
 I took her over town I wined her and dined her
 she ask me did I like her I said well kinda
 all of a sudden she jumped out her seat
 snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
 she started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
 so I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin
 she got mad looked me dead in my face
 threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
 I got scared when she started to yell
 so I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
 I was duckin through alleys right and left
 but when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
 I was arrested charged with agrivated assault
 (yo Clancy we got him)
 but it wasn't my fault
 nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
 but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
 so next time a girl gives you the play
 just remember my rhyme and get the hell away
 I was in a bar one Friday night
 cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight
 I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla
 when this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila
 I responded by saying hello
 she paid for my drink and then said let's go
 20 minutes later things were starting to cook
 as we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots
 the music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
 she started winking and making little passes
 at me she pat me close that's when she got bold
 she started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold
 we went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
 took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
 I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
 and that's when I observed those satin bed sheets
 I felt that it was time for me to make my move
 I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
 I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
 a door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
 her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
 and said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb
 I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go
 I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
 just my luck we were in a snow storm
 and all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
 and to top the night off I had to break in my place
 because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case
 I was done sneezing and coughing
 I hope this doesn't happen to often
 but nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
 but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
 so next time a girl gives you the play
 just remember my rhymes and get the hell away
 Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point
 Prince: I don't know I don't think they really do
 Jazzy: I think you should give 'em another example
 Prince: awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here
 I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year
 it was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear
 I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert
 (I'm wit it)
 It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready
 (yeah)
 aight fine see you then Betty
 I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
 got funky fresh dressed in my la cox?
 got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet
 until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet
 I sat there for at least an hour
 it was ten after nine before she got in the shower
 9: 35 she comes downstairs
 and said I need a little longer to finish my hair
 at ten o'clock we had then missed the show
 she comes downstairs and says let's go
 go where go to sleep I'm gone
 I was steamin like a demon as I drove home
 but it just goes to show
 not trying to bust your bubble
 but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
 so next time a girl gives you the play
 just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
 take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away
 Jazzy: man first your parents just don't understand then you having these crazy nightmares
 Prince: I know why me man why me
 Jazzy: what's next?
 Prince: now these girls man you know how it is can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em.