Sex Dwarf (Cover Version)

Uh
 Uh
 Uh
 Uh
 Uh *gasp* Uh
 (repeat 2 more)
 Isn't it nice
 Sugar and spice
 Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
 I can make a film
 Make you my star
 You'll be a natural the way you are
 I would like you on a long, black leash
 I will parade you down the high street
 You've got the attraction
 You've got the pulling power
 Walk my little doggie
 Walk my little sex dwarf
 We can make a scene
 We'll be a team
 Making the headlines
 Sounds like a dream
 When we hit the floor,
 You just watch them move aside
 WE will take them for a ride of rides
 They all love your miniature ways
 You know what they say about small boys
 Sex Dwarf
 Sex Dwarf
 Sex Dwarf
 I'm in a Rolls Royce
 Look it's so huge
 It's big and it's gold
 With my dumb chauffer
 Looking to procure
 Run little doggie
 Lurid disco dolly
 Run my little sex dwarf
 I feel so lonely
 Get my little camera
 Take a pretty picture
 Sex dwarf
 In a gold Rolls
 Making it with the dumb chauffer
 Isn't it nice?
 Sugar and spice
 Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
 Sex Dwarf
 Isn't it nice?
 Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
 We can make an outfit for my little sex dwarf
 To match the gold Rolls
 And my dumb chauffer
 We'll all look so good
 We'll knock 'em cold
 Knocking 'em gold
 In black and gold
 We can have playtime
 In my little playroom
 Disco dollies
 My sex dwarf
 And my dumb chauffer
 I would like you on a long black lead
 You can bring me all the things I need
 Sex dwarf
 Isn't it nice?
 Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
 Sex Dwarf
 Isn't it nice?
 Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
 Sex Dwarf
 (repeat a lot)