Drunk On A Plane

I took two weeks vacation for the honey moon
 A couple tickets, all inclusive down in Cancún
 I couldn't get my money back, so I'm in seat seven A
 I'm getting drunk on a plane
 I bet the feller on the aisle thought I was crazy
 'Cause I taped your picture to the seat back right beside me
 Now I've got empty mini bottle filling both our trays
 I'm getting drunk on a plane
 Buyin' drinks for everybody
 But the pilot, it's a party
 Got this 737 rocking like a G Six
 Stewardess is somethin' sexy
 Leanin' pouring coke and whiskey
 Told her about my condition
 Got a little mile high flight attention
 It's Mardi Gras
 Up in the clouds
 I'm up so high, I may never come down
 I'll try anything to drown out the pain
 They all know why I'm gettin' drunk on a plane
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 We had this date marked on the calendar forever
 We'd take that new wed limo airport ride together
 I feel like a plastic groom
 Alone there at the top of the cake
 So hey, I'm getting drunk on a plane
 Buyin' drinks for everybody
 But the pilot, it's a party
 Got this 737 rocking like a G Six
 Stewardess is somethin' sexy
 Leanin' pouring coke and whiskey
 Told her about my condition
 Got a little mile high flight attention
 It's Mardi Gras
 Up in the clouds
 I'm up so high, I may never come down
 I'll try anything to drown out the pain
 They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
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 On my way home I'll bump this seat right up to first class
 So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass
 And when we land I'll call her up and tell her kiss my ass
 'Cause hey, I'm drunk on a plane
 Buyin' drinks of everybody
 But the pilot, it's a party
 Got this 737 rocking like a G Six
 Stewardess is somethin' sexy
 Leanin' pouring coke and whiskey
 Told her about my condition
 Got a little mile high flight attention
 It's Mardi Gras
 Up in the clouds
 I'm up so high, I may never come down
 I'll try anything to drown out the pain
 They all know why I'm getting drunk on a plane
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 I'm getting drunk on a plane
 I might be passed out
 In the baggage claim
 But right now, I'm drunk on a plane